Physics and metaphysics: the grotesque soliloquy of an amoral politician

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…The bathroom, …. you know, the loo, yes, that’s it… The more I seclude myself in a hole I’m familiar with, the better. The loo is the only environment in which I can feel relatively serene.
Ah, … fear, terror, … the mere memory of that awful fact frightens me to death.
I make sure, in the loo, … that there is always enough toilet paper left,
for I use it to wipe the sweat off my face as well!
Toilet paper, … so soft on my dripping face, … toilet paper is my friend! …